The Performer letra

I'll come to town for you
Dress up like a clown for you
Pull my pants on down for you
Then I'll crawl away
I will blow hot fart on you
I will build an R-2 D-2
I won't even start for you
Unless you fucking pay
Because I am the performer X3
I will come to town for you
Dress up like a clown for you
Try not to fuck around on you
Do so anyway
I will find the ark for you
Go sleep in the park with you
I'll even suck a cock or two
But no sir, I'm not gay
(Chorus)
Before I was a whore, on tour
I was the child always running around
With his dick hanging out and diapers pulled down
Show biz was calling so I hit the stage
Worked out an act where I got raped in a cage
My life was bullshit and I didn't care
Went to go bowling and I missed on my spare
But what else could I fucking do
But play another song for you...
Thinking about a nose job, too...
cause I am the Performer...

Gwar - Letras

• A Gathering Of Ghouls
• Abyss Of Woe
• Aeiou
• Americanized
• Antarctican Drinking Song
• Anti-Anti-Christ
• Asian People
• B. D. F.
• B.D.F.
• Babyraper
• Back In Crack
• Back to Iraq
• Bad Bad Men
• Battle Lust
• Beauteous Rot
• Berserker Mode
• Biledriver
• Billy Bad Ass
• Black And Huge
• Blimey
• Blood Libel
• Bloody Mary
• Bone Meal
• Bonesnapper (The Faces Of The Slain)
• Bored To Death
• Bring Back The Bomb
• Captain Crunch
• Child
• Come The Carnivor
• Completely Fucked
• Cool Place To Park
• Crack In The Egg
• Crush, Kill, Destroy
• Damnation Under God
• Death Pod
• Decay Of Grandeur
• Destroyed
• Deus Ex Monstrum (Death Whistle Suite)
• Dirty, Filthy
• Don't Need A Man
• Drop Drawers
• Eat Steel
• Eight Lock
• El Presidente
• Endless Apocalypse
• Escape From The Mooselodge
• Fight
• Filthy Flow
• Fire In The Lions
• First Rule Is
• Fishfuck
• Fistful Of Teeth
• Friend
• Fuck This Place
• Fuckin' An Animal
• Fucking An Animal
• Gilded Lily
• Go To Hell
• Gonna Kill U
• Gor-Gor
• Gwar Theme
• Hail, Genocide!
• Ham On The Bone
• Happy Death Day
• Have You Seen Me
• Horror Of Yig
• I Hate Love Songs
• I Love The Pigs
• I Suck On My Thumb
• I'll Be Your Monster
• I'm In Love (With A Dead Dog)
• If I Could Be That
• Immortal Corrupter
• In Her Fear
• Jack The World
• Jagermonsta
• Je M'appelle J. Cousteau
• Je M'Appelle J.Cousteau
• Jiggle The Handle
• King Queen
• Krak Down
• Krosstika
• KZ Nekromancer
• Let Us Slay
• Lets Blame The Lightman
• Licksore
• Lords and Masters
• Lost God
• Love Surgery
• Lust In Space
• Madness At The Core Of Time
• Maggots
• Make a Child Cry
• Martyrdumb
• Mary Anne
• Meat Sandwich
• Message From The Scallop Boat
• Metal Metal Land
• Mother Fucking Liar
• Murderer's Muse
• My Girly Ways
• My Knife If Yer Guts
• New Dark Age
• Nitro Burning Funny Bong
• Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong
• None But The Brave
• Nudged
• Ollie North
• One Who Will Not Be Named
• Parting Shot
• Penguin Attack
• Penile Drip
• Penis I See
• Pepperoni
• Phantom Limb
• Pocket Pool
• Poor Ole Tom
• Preschool Prostitute
• Pure As The Arctic Snow
• Pussy Planet
• Ragnarok
• Ratcatcher
• Rise Again
• Rock & Roll Party Town
• Rock And Roll Party Town
• Rock N Roll Never Felt So Good
• Rock'N'Roll Never Felt So Good
• Saddam a Go-go
• Salamidizer
• Sammy
• Scallop Boat
• School's Out (Alice Cooper cover)
• Sex Cow
• Sexecutioner
• Sick Of You
• Slap U Around
• Slaughterama
• Slutman City
• Sonderkommando
• Song Of Words
• Stalin's Organs
• Starving Gods (Death Whistle Suite)
• Storm Is Coming
• Surf Of Syn
• Techno's Song
• Temple Ascent (Death Whistle Suite)
• The Apes Of Wrath
• The Beast Will Eat Itself
• The Bonus Plan
• The Cutter
• The Insidious Sililquay Of Skulhed Face
• The Insidious Soliloquy Of Skulhedface
• The Issue Of Tissue (Spacecake)
• The Litany Of The Slain
• The Master Has A Butt
• The Morality Squad
• The New Plague
• The Obliteration Of Flab Quarv 7
• The Olbiteration Of Flab Quarv 7
• The Performer
• The Price of Peace
• The Private Pain Of Techno Destructo
• The Reaganator
• The Road Behind
• The Salaminizer
• The Song Of Words
• The UberKlaw
• The Ultimate Bohab
• The Wheel
• The Years Without Light
• Think Ya Outta Know This
• Tick-Tits
• Time For Death
• Tormentor
• Triumph Of The Pig Children
• Tune From Da Moon
• U Ain't Shit
• Unto The Breach
• Venom Of The Platypus
• Vlad The Impaler
• War Is All We Know
• War On Gwar
• War Party
• War Toy
• War Toys
• We Kill Everything
• Whargoul
• Where Is Zog?
• Womb With a View
• World O' Filth
• You Are My Meat
• You Can't Kill Terror
• Zombies, March!